When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
i thought this was gonna be a macklemore parody
“But he who dares not grasp the thorn Should never crave the rose.” ― Anne Brontë
Worried Sam ♥
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in Cap2:WS
@lindenashby: Twerk, twerking.. That’s all I heard about a few weeks ago. I had no idea what it was.. I thought.. uhmm… tweeting at work? Not quite.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
Lydia and I both have type-A personalities, but other than that, I guess I can say I’m a bit pleased, as well as relieved, that I don’t think I could be as calculating as Lydia even if I tried.
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie.
#friendly reminder that the winchesters are actually scary as hell
My little brother broke his tiny bone in his wrist that does not heal well. So we had to spice it up if he was going to wear it for a week.
Exactly how little is your little brother because I’m not saying I would date him but I would totally date him.
Here’s yet another awesome thing about Japan: Pigeon Mask Parties.
Whether they’re made of feathers or latex, hanging out in the park or at a bar, it’s clear that pigeons love to flock. Did you know that a group of pigeons is called a loft? That means you could also call these gatherings Loft Parties. It sounds like Pigeon Mask code.